awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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