it was like his penis was on wheels.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
