quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
So vagazzling was a success
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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