Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
