Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
