which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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