his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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