We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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