All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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