I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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