Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Actions speak louder than pants.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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