For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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