im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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