why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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