Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
