why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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