He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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