Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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