what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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