Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
try to milk me bitch
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