I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
They have beer where we have blood.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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