BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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