i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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