I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm just crazy horny about you
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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