bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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