your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Randomize
