The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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