what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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