I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Bring me that man meat
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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