I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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