THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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