were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Randomize
