My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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