you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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