I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I love you.
Bad choice
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