Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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