...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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