Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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