why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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