you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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