I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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