okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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