no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
D3 body, D1 cock
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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