How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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