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(606): View more from Kentucky

are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too

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He asked to "fluff my boner.."

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(214): View more from Texas

I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"

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(785): View more from Kansas

Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.

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(360): View more from Washington

You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

What drugs are we doing when you visit?

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The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.

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