the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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