is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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