My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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