Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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