Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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